going back to school after break like
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
what the fuck this kid has better style than 99% of the male population
wait holy shit this kid went to a summer camp that i was a counselor for… he wore louis vuitton.
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
the newest member of the avengers initiative: Dick Fury
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.